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Donate to My Boyfriend’s Kickstarter Instead of Zach Braff’s

itslisaherring:

This is from my boyfriend, Andy:

Hi, I’m Andy Rocco, as you’re maybe aware, I’m trying to raise money for my project Teenage Vampire Killers from Hell on Kickstarter. Recently, a famous television actor slash shitty movie maker that will remain nameless also launched a Kickstarter. He’s getting a lot of beef about it, but after 2 days, he’s almost reached his $2 million goal. I, on the other hand, have just barely reached my $3000 goal with only a few days to spare. If you’re considering donating to said television star, here’s why you should actually donate to my project instead:

1) I started this Kickstarter, because unlike that guy, I can’t afford to pay for this project myself. I’m broke. I live in a tiny apartment with my girlfriend and a roommate. You’re probably wondering, why does a couple have a roommate? Because we’re poor.

2) Said television actor promised that his new movie would tonally match his last movie, but would be older and probably sadder. Do you really want to enable him as a artist to not expand his vision? Probably not. I, on the other hand, am at least trying to do something different. I’ve never made a webseries about vampires before.

3) I really need money. I can’t stress that enough. $3000 was low balling it, and I genuinely didn’t believe I would even get that much. There’s a lot of stuff that I need to make this great.

4) I will love you more than that guy ever will.

5) His Kickstarter starts with an Edison quote. Everyone knows Edison was a dick. TESLA 4 EVA!

Thanks and xoxo!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/590837099/teenage-vampire-killers-from-hell-a-webseries